Noodle Express Info
Amenities
Service options
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Delivery
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Takeaway
Offerings
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Late-night food
Dining options
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Dinner
Atmosphere
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Casual
Payments
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Credit cards
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Debit cards
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NFC mobile payments
Children
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Good for kids
Best KPortal Reviews
The food was horrible. I ordered singerpore noodles which was my worst chinese meal ever it looked and tasted like noodles were heated up then sprinkled with raw with raw curry powder then raw veg and and a few bits of meat thrown on top. The texture was horrible with everything covered in curry powder for £9 complete waste of money, could not eat that rubbish. Don't waste your money here
The worst take away ever, we ordered chicken black bean , which was more like a soup (well mainly water mixed with soy sauce) no taste whatsoever, beef in Sichuan chili sauce and there was literally 3 peaces of beef.
Very small portion of tasteless noodles. The worst food we ever tried.
Ordered takeaway from here. The chicken balls were limp and soggy, like they’d been reheated several times. They were so mushy and unpleasant that I almost rang up for a refund, but was so hungry by that point that I just broke out the sweet-and-sour and rolled with it. The chilli beef chow mein was more edible, though packed in a thin cardboard box constantly threatening to soak through. Overall this meal was worth just less than half the £20.00 I paid for it.
First time ordering here, 1st off the DIY noodles was actually nice it just needed some extra sauce and it would be loads better, the sushi was gross! Sorry but I've never smelt avocado sushi like that in my life and I absolutely love sushi. Won't buy it again and feel lucky it was not fish otherwise I'd be scared as he'll I would get ill!! Last not least, according to the delivery driver they don't give change out, we'll then you need to put that in clear bold letters on your site or the Colchester eat app!! Whilst I under most company love a tip and I mean I don't mind tipping, it should be a choice though we ain't America where its mandatory, so no change was given at all. Cool I don't even mind I'm just stating an opinion. Would I order again? NOPE!! There is far better places to eat out from, which is worth the money and the portions, well my 9 month old could eat more than what you give. Wished I read the views before hand, but lesson learned.
Food is awful. The calamari rings were fatter than onion rings!! Sweet sour chicken....yuck.... Would rather have a pot noodle than order something from here again.
Ordered via Uber turned up so cold I wonder if it was ever cooked in the first place. Phoned the restaurant told they won't help and take it up with Uber. Complete waste of time and money.
Awful Chinese food! Slimy chilli beef, fatty duck, tasteless satay chicken, days old cucumber and spring onion. If I could have given 0 stars I would have
Genuinely the worst chinese I have ever had the tiniest portions I've ever seen noodles was hard chicken balls was disgusting best thing was the s&s sauce NEVER AGAIN!
Quick Facts About Noodle Express
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Opening Hours
| Monday | Closed |
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| Tuesday | 02:00 AM - 11:30 PM |
| Wednesday | 05:00 PM - 12:30 AM |
| Thursday | 03:45 PM - 12:30 AM |
| Friday | 03:45 PM - 12:30 AM |
| Saturday | 03:45 PM - 12:30 AM |
| Sunday | 03:45 PM - 12:30 AM |
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