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Mr Chinese

+44 20 7820 7877
129 S Lambeth Rd, London SW8 1XA United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland
Open Today: 11:30 AM - 12:00 AM

Amenities

Service options
  • Delivery
  • Takeaway
  • Dine-in
Accessibility
  • Wheelchair-accessible entrance
Offerings
  • Late-night food
  • Vegetarian options
Dining options
  • Lunch
  • Dinner
  • Catering
  • Counter service
  • Dessert
Amenities
  • Toilets
Atmosphere
  • Casual
Crowd
  • Family friendly
  • LGBTQ+ friendly
  • Transgender safe space
Planning
  • Accepts reservations
Payments
  • Credit cards
  • Debit cards
  • NFC mobile payments
Children
  • Good for kids
Other
  • LGBTQ+ friendly

Best KPortal Reviews

Said 30mins when I ordered, but took 1hr 20mins! Order still wasn't "delivered" on app an hour later. Food was average, the sauce was a bit runny for me, egg fried rice a bit bitty, taste was ok though. Don't expect to get through on telephone - always engaged. Think the 30mins is a scam to get orders. Driver was rude at door too - he got lost because he didn't read the delivery instructions. I'm driving myself & picking up my food for the foreseeable future !!!!
The worst takeaway I have ever had by a long shot. I ordered from just eat where they clearly have fake reviews. The food is completely inedible I am not sure how someone could get it so wrong. Every dish not how ot should be. Meat that I am not convinced was legal meat.
How this place is still running is beyond me.
Avoid avoid for your our health & safety
Orderd on Deliveroo, waited well over 2 hours to just end up having to call them and then lying and saying that they couldn’t find the flat as address wasn’t on the details (WHICH IT WAS) also I got no phone calls so just proves that they never even attempted to deliver (They even lied saying my phone number wasn’t on there which it is). Now I’ve seen the Google review pics I think we got a lucky escape not eating their “food”. Dishonest lying people. DO NOT MAKE THE MISTAKE I MADE. DO NOT ORDER FROM THIS RESTAURANT (If you can call it that)
Order took 3 hours to deliver, while expected delivery time was 30 minutes. Did not pick up when we called from the number with which we ordered, but did pick up from another phone number. Very rude treatment and they hung up. Did not follow delivery instructions so food was delivered at the wrong place. The food itself was pretty bad as well. It was cold, had some weird meat in it that we couldn’t identify and there wasn’t much taste to it. Never had any experience like this. We didn’t eat to food so we basically just threw away the money after waiting for hours.
Absolutely AWFUL food. Just East reviews are completely misleading - should have checked Google before ordering.
Food was pretty much inedible. Congealed sauces and poor quality meat.
Standard of food is shockingly bad. After trying the food I threw it all away. It tasted so bad, I’ve never had Chinese takeout this bad in my life. Not what you expect for something costing over £30 for 1 person!
Ordered through just eat, the reviews there are probably fake. I got the starter platter which was overcooked and dry, the seaweed was pretty good though. I ordered the salt and pepper chicken aswell. It was OK, had a good flavour but also overcooked.
*some if this chicken tastes off*
Absolute disgrace.
Indian clerk was rude and kept on ignoring my calls. Hung up on me. Told me he ‘didn’t know what is Chinese food’ albeit the chef agreed to redo the dish for me. Then altered my location to ‘too far to deliver’.
If you don’t please stop working at a Chinese place. Go back home and claim benefits instead.
Will have ubereats issue full refund and report to any relevant council. Believe I can have the entire thing served again for free due to poor quality according to UK law. Will have this guy witness.

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Opening Hours

Monday 11:30 AM - 12:00 AM
Tuesday 11:30 AM - 12:00 AM
Wednesday 11:30 AM - 12:00 AM
Thursday 11:30 AM - 12:00 AM
Friday 11:30 AM - 12:00 AM
Saturday 11:30 AM - 12:00 AM
Sunday 11:30 AM - 12:00 AM

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