Woody Express Watford Info
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Outdoor seating
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Takeaway
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Dine-in
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Wheelchair-accessible entrance
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Halal food
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Late-night food
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Small plates
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Lunch
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Casual
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NFC mobile payments
Children
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Good for kids
Best KPortal Reviews
Perfect place to go for food poisoning. I've been 3 times, twice I got food poisoning. So the 3rd time I thought I would get something they cant mess up. Chips. And they were massively undercooked. Avoid at all costs
Rotten soggy food. Its basic to know if you wrap the kebabs in tinfoil there going to be wet and soggy. So disappointing to receive this order. Will they change this? Probably not. Too busy ripping people off
I recently tried Woody Express in Watford and was impressed with their chicken nuggets and Donna meat with cheese. The flavors were rich, and the texture was just right. Ali provided excellent customer service, enhancing the overall dining experience. I highly recommend it for a tasty treat with top-notch service!
This has to be the most disgusting ???? food ever, place was empty, very cold ???? ordered a takeaway which was awful, ordered a kebab which turned into a wrap was wrapped in the cheapest fall apart foil ever which was so thin was stuck all over the food, no taste to the chicken or lamb and salad was mush, staff unfriendly, left with my cheap foil wrap in a small plastic see through bag size of a small handbag. Would seriously avoid this place, should be shut down.
My usual Turkish was closed for refurb so I thought I’d try this place …. But how disappointed I was!
I ordered a Woodys special and picked it up.
Got home and opened it only to disappointed before even eating anything. There was minimal meat and the plain white rice isn’t what was expected, I expected proper bulgar rice but got plain white rice.
The worst part was the lamb and chicken doner, something that my kids normally love! This doner was disgusting! Especially the lamb doner! The worst I have ever tasted - my kids tried it and said the same! Most of it went in the bin!
By far the worst doner I have ever tasted! Never going back to this place again!
See pictures of doner - they look like pigs ears!
I would give it a -1020202 if I could the food was disgusting i ate a lot after it so that the food could leave my mouth but it didn’t the kebab tasted raw and had a fishy smell it was as if someone farted on the meat and served it in grease which then also covered all of the chips which then they also tasted like fish if I wanted fish I’d order fish but I wanted kebab i work in a food PLAVE so I’d never write something bad even if someone held a gun in my head but In this occasion I had to , I spent 8.50 on it (my friend payed for me so I DDINT ) but still it was gross I’ve seen the rest of the reviews so Ik it’s not in my head I love fast food and I’ll eat any takeouts or restaurant food but this put me off kebabs for like a good ndxt 100 years , avoid this place they scam you and serve you fish flavoured kebab
Visited after a night out and witnessed price changes placed on customers who were clearly drunk and told this was for extras that weren't advertised. I ordered a burger which was ok but the chips with it were really crispy and obviously had been re cooked. Also grabbed chicken nuggets that were overcooked and ready rather quickly which also makes me think they were cooked already and just heated up, explains why they were dry. I won't be going back and shame to say I was sober so will remember the food.
Do not eat here. I am tempted to submit an official complaint via the Citizens Advice website as this takeaway is clearly fraudulently taking advantage of customers that are clearly drunk after a night out.
They are charging over the advertised prices (without extras). When you question them, they ignore you. I saw a number of patrons that paid the extra price because they were drunk and hungry. I questioned workers there and was told to accept the prices.
Moreover, as I am on a strict diet, I only wanted meat. Now ordinarily you'd expect a kebab place would be able to serve just doner meat, but apparently, it has to come with chips or salad. It's as if I were trapped in the Matrix and these AI robots could not compute taking an order that didn't strictly adhere to their official menu: "Doner only comes with chips, salad or wrap!"
And, to rub salt and garlic sauce into the wound, the cost has to be ABOVE the advertised price, not below the advertised price as you'd expect without the chips (if they were to entertain such a novel menu change).
There were people waiting for long periods of time, and others that were not happy with the doneness of their meat. Judging by the other comments, I am not alone in thinking that it is a wonder they're still open. I guess their typical drunk clientele are literally out of their senses and this helps keep them afloat.
Word of advice... keep walking down the High Street to other establishments, or even make a left next to the Palace and you'll find another kebab place to satisfy your unhealthy urge to have a kebab after a night out drinking.
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Opening Hours
| Monday | 10:00 AM - 03:00 AM |
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| Tuesday | 10:00 AM - 03:00 AM |
| Wednesday | 10:00 AM - 03:00 AM |
| Thursday | 10:00 AM - 03:00 AM |
| Friday | 10:00 AM - 03:15 AM |
| Saturday | 10:00 AM - 03:15 AM |
| Sunday | 10:00 AM - 12:00 AM |
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