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The Grumpy Baker - Home of Artisan Desserts

+44 7597 292037
339 Cheetham Hill Rd, Cheetham Hill, Manchester M8 0SN United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland
Open Today: 05:00 PM - 12:00 AM

Amenities

Service options
  • Kerbside pickup
  • No-contact delivery
  • Delivery
  • In-store pick-up
  • Takeaway
  • Same-day delivery
Payments
  • Cash only

Best KPortal Reviews

Unique setup, you order outside as its a tiny unit. Waffles were excellent. Only thing I would say is its the first place i've had waffles that didn't come with Ice Cream. Need to try the cheese cakes next time.
Cheesecake was 10/10 as was the Molton cake.
The ordering system could be better as they didn't ask for the reg of the car. We ended up waiting longer as they heard the name of the car incorrectly
I ordered the kinder 2.0 cheesecake, Lava cake and the kinder Lava cake and they were beautiful! So delicious, rich & creamy!
I would say I wasn't a big fan of the kinder Sebastian cheesecake, it was yummy, but abit too sweet for me. I think the kinder hazelnut sauce was too sweet and it would taste much better with a dark/milk chocolate sauce along with the hazelnut. Their Belgian chocolate is incredible so more of this on the kinder, maybe with crushed kinder chocolate would have tasted much better.
The chocolate cakes were much better!
*CASH ONLY*
Phone orders only and they will ask for your car reg, once the order is placed they will bring it out to your car.
The brother on the phone had poor communication skills, he wasn't very clear and didn't seem to understand the menu or understand English very well. He also didn't seem to put the phone down which was confusing because we didn't know if he had got our order.
We ordered the Kinder 2.0 and the Jammy Dodger milkshakes.
The wait was just over 40mins. We had to ring again to double check they hadn't forgotten our order thats how long it took.
The cheesecakes were very creamy and rich. Definitely tasty but it was over sweet which ruined the whole experience. Felt like there was way too much sugar in the dish that we were unable to finish it in one go. I've had a San Sebastian in a different dessert spot and it was nowhere near as sweet.
Sadly the milkshakes were the worst shakes we've had. No taste whatsoever apart from like a milk/cream taste. Felt like I had wasted my money as more than half of it went in the bin
Pros -
▪︎ Creamy/Tasty San Sebastian
Cons -
▪︎ Very Long Wait
▪︎ Oversweet San Sebastian Cheesecakes
▪︎ Very Bad Milkshakes
▪︎ Cash Only
True to the name I thought the service was a bit grumpy actually!
Bruce cake was delicious though. Not too much ganache at all, cake was moist and fluffy, it wasn’t too heavy or made me feel sick at all. Would definitely recommend
The taste was very excellent. The guy was very kind to us. We went late to look for San Sebastian, but it had finished and he recommended to us a molten cake with chocolate, and a molten cake with kinder, which was very excellent. We will come back again to try the cheese cake ????
Best cheesecake I've tasted.. Smooth and creamy, melts in the mouth.
Can't eat in..
Place order online or at the door. Have to wait 30 mins and they bring to your car.
Expensive but nice!
Save your money and go elsewhere!
I don't think I've seen such a ridiculously small portion of milk cake in my life and to charge £6.75 for it, do not go to this place with portions and prices like that.
There are so many other places you could go for way better desserts. The cheesecake was also just a basic vanilla cheesecake with some sauce thrown on top.
And what a dodgy little hovel it was too, quite intimidating if you were a lone female.
Cash only too.

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Opening Hours

Monday 05:00 PM - 12:00 AM
Tuesday 05:00 PM - 12:00 AM
Wednesday 05:00 PM - 12:00 AM
Thursday 05:00 PM - 12:00 AM
Friday 05:00 PM - 01:00 AM
Saturday 05:00 PM - 01:00 AM
Sunday 05:00 PM - 12:00 AM

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