The Clumsy Swan Info
Amenities
Service options
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Outdoor seating
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Dine-in
Highlights
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Bar games
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Karaoke
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Live music
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Live performances
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Quiz night
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Sport
Accessibility
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Wheelchair-accessible car park
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Wheelchair-accessible entrance
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Wheelchair-accessible toilet
Offerings
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Alcohol
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Beer
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Cocktails
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Dancing
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Food
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Food at bar
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Free water refills
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Happy-hour drinks
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Spirits
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Wine
Dining options
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Seating
Amenities
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Toilets
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Wi-Fi
Atmosphere
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Casual
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Cosy
Crowd
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Groups
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LGBTQ+ friendly
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Transgender safe space
Planning
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Accepts reservations
Payments
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Credit cards
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Debit cards
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NFC mobile payments
Pets
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Dogs allowed
Other
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LGBTQ+ friendly
Best KPortal Reviews
We went to a 40th upstairs in the function room. It's a good size and you feel completely separate from the pub downstairs. That's said, there was a singer downstairs and he was excellent. The vibe was great! Surprised me.
I use to think this place was OK but gone downhill based on last 2 times I've been here.
The smell of drugs especially coming from the toilet on Friday night is clear this place has a drug problem with security there they don't do much so its not taken seriously.
Also Friday night a group chased 2 of my friends down the street and security did not do anything other than make the situation worse my friends are not troublemakers and was done so be some scumbag regulars inside. Absolutely unacceptable.
This place clearly has a poor reputation for the area when it's full of thugs and criminals by looks of it. Bit like The Jockey in Shameless.
They deserve to lose their license and security should be sacked especially when you hire security with limited brain power.
Unless you want a fight or a drug user don't come here.
This place is DISGUSTING went here once for a night out and because we weren't locals we got abuse by the bar staff then security guards went to punch 1 off us if you hold a sia badge you are not allowed to attack customers I mean who runs this place? Whoever owns this place please have a clear out the place has to be the worst and most dangerous pub in Birmingham, security guards should be sacked that must be a priority utter disgusting to say the least .
Rougher than broken glass!! Dated, dingy, dark & dirty, could do with a complete refit and definitely need to turn the noise down, you need to shout at each other if you want a conversation in here!!
Awful boozer, resident nutter at the door getting in everybody's face, overly loud music and Jeeeez, the stink from the toilets!!! Didn't even finish our drinks, couldn't wait to get out of the place.
I came to the clumsy Swan Friday night with my partner and very close friends we got turned away because she had legins on with 2 white stripes down her legs so really is this is what it comes to . It's a bloody joke that public can wear what they want to feel comfortable. So the pubs now dictate what ppl were. Well I will not be going there again but on face book with Ash showing videos there is plenty ppl under dressed. So yes this is for the manager sort ur self out
Fun Monday afternoon with karaoke. Prices are very reasonable. Lots of seniors attending.
It's a local watering hole on a busy roundabout. Has outdoor as well as indoor seating. I wouldn't make a special trip to drink there.
Quick Facts About The Clumsy Swan
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Opening Hours
| Monday | 10:00 AM - 11:30 PM |
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| Tuesday | 10:00 AM - 11:30 PM |
| Wednesday | 10:00 AM - 11:30 PM |
| Thursday | 10:00 AM - 11:30 PM |
| Friday | 10:00 AM - 01:30 AM |
| Saturday | 10:00 AM - 01:30 AM |
| Sunday | 10:00 AM - 11:30 PM |
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