Smokin Patties & Desserts Info
Amenities
Service options
-
Kerbside pickup
-
No-contact delivery
-
Delivery
-
Takeaway
-
Dine-in
Accessibility
-
Wheelchair-accessible entrance
Offerings
-
Coffee
-
Late-night food
-
Small plates
Dining options
-
Lunch
-
Dessert
Atmosphere
-
Casual
Crowd
-
Groups
Payments
-
Credit cards
Children
-
Good for kids
-
Kids' menu
Best KPortal Reviews
After reading the mixed reviews, I thought I would still give the take away a try anyway, after all you have to make your own judgement. I was not happy with quality of what was delivered, the fries were old and had been reheated at least 2-3 times, the chicken patty and fish fingers looked like they had been fried hours ago (I can make this judgement as I worked in McDonald's one upon a time in my life). However what really took the cake was the audacity of the person who answered the phone to defend what was delivered, after about 6 mins of me being challenged on the quality of the food as according to this person on the phone it was normal and everyone eats this quality food, no apology was in the offering, however I will say he did offer a refund (probably just to get me off the phone) even if there was no apology offered, I won't be ordering from here again. Order at your own risk and don't expect any iota of customer service if you are not happy with what is delivered, and get ready for that voice in your head, it will be saying "I told you so".
Had a chicken fillet burger from here yesterday, best burger I've had in a while. They also have a wide variety of desserts, we ordered some Lotus Biscoff Milkshake and a Strawberry and Ferrero Waffle, 10/10. Will definitely be coming back.
I’ve never felt to do a review before but this place was terrible. We ordered a delivery via Uber eats the order was over £30, we ordered 3 hotdogs, the chicken wings and the sweet chilli fries. The fries had the description of being cooked with onions and peppers and I had none of that, just drenched in sweet chilli sauce and cold and sloppy. The wings were tiny for £5 and the hotdogs was just a small sausage in a bun with a little bit of lettuce, for over £30 of food the portions were tiny and absolutely ridiculous, nothing like the descriptions.
We ordered £30 worth of food and it was terrible. 3 hotdogs which was just an average sausage in a small bun. 1 potlrtion Sweet chilli chips which were meant to come fried with onions and peppers. They were just barely cooked fries drenched in so much chilli sauce they were inedible. And tiny.chicken wings that worked out to a £1 each. It was shameful and I will never order from here again. Everything was also cold. Don’t waste your money. The food here used to be lovely. I don’t know whether it’s changed owners but this really wasn’t acceptable al all.
This is easily the worst place I have ever ordered from! The concrete cookie dough was amusing but the ‘crepe’ which was literally a microwaved pancake just ridiculous. Food took a while to get to us, delivery driver was unprofessional and the food of course was cold. The only thing I regret more than ordering from here is missing the opportunity to take a picture of the ‘crepe’.
Used this place alot but because I live in a flat and they have lazy Asians delivering the food who dont know how to operate a lift or carry a bag of food lower than 5kgs we end up having to call the restaurant and get refunds once this company starts using uber drivers I wont order again
Very unprofessional. Ordered two meals to be delivered, 45 mins into the order I called and was told the food is out for delivery. After 20 minutes of waiting (the store is a 2 minute drive from my house), I called again and was told they would call the driver. A further 10 minutes and I was told the order did not get delivered because they note did not have a road name, it did have a door number and post code which is all you need to identify a road name. In the end the food didn't get delivered, will leave a review on just eat. If you eat here, I would suggest ordering in person and waiting for your food.
Really great food. It's nice to find a place with great food and amazing deserts all in one place
Quick Facts About Smokin Patties & Desserts
Today
Opening Hours
| Monday | 03:00 PM - 12:30 AM |
|---|---|
| Tuesday | 03:00 PM - 12:30 AM |
| Wednesday | 03:00 PM - 12:30 AM |
| Thursday | 03:00 PM - 12:30 AM |
| Friday | 03:00 PM - 02:30 AM |
| Saturday | 03:00 PM - 02:30 AM |
| Sunday | 03:00 PM - 12:30 AM |
How to go there
Location
Places