Phoenix House Info
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Delivery
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Takeaway
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Late-night food
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Dinner
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Atmosphere
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Casual
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Best KPortal Reviews
Food was good when it arrived 2.5 hours after being ordered. After many calls and being told they would contact the delivery driver, then they didn't have an order for my address, I was asked to reorder, only to be told, they had found my original order. Not the best customer service
I recently had the pleasure (or should I say "displeasure") of ordering from this Chinese takeaway. Let me tell you, it was an unforgettable experience that I'll cherish...in the same way one cherishes the memory of a root canal.
To say that my meal left an impression on me is an understatement. It was like a rollercoaster ride I didn't ask for, a gastrointestinal thrill that had me questioning my life choices. I call it the "2 AM Special," a culinary masterpiece that left me sprinting to the bathroom like I was in a race for the porcelain throne.
The food poisoning I received was so powerful it made me reconsider my relationship with physics. I didn't know it was physically possible for one's digestive system to attempt an evacuation of this magnitude. The whole neighbourhood probably thought it was a fireworks show by the time I was done.
The pork dish I ordered, which I'll affectionately name "Salmonella Surprise," was a delightful combination of old pork and foodborne bacteria.
If you ever find yourself in need of a cathartic cleanse or a violent awakening in the middle of the night, I highly recommend this establishment. Forget about those fancy detox diets or colon cleanses – just have a meal here, and your body will thank you (eventually) for its newfound sense of urgency.
In conclusion, if you're looking for a dining experience that will have you reminiscing in horror for years to come, this place is the ultimate destination. But if you value your digestive system and personal hygiene, I suggest you steer clear, or you might just find yourself in a late-night dash to the toilet like me, pondering the mysteries of life while you're at it.
Love this Chinese takeaway, the prices are good, the food is fantastic, we haven't had any dicky tummies after and my husband has a funny tummy. We go here a lot and wouldn't go anywhere else. We haven't had any problems with ordering, we always walk up for our food so cannot comment on delivery. The staff are always friendly and polite, would most definitely reccommend.
Got home and my meal was missing just had chips and rice. I went back to complain and ask for the food that was missing to be told I was lying. Won't be using it again which is a shame as I enjoyed food there previously
Food is great but sometimes mixing up orders. We once went for take out, got home only to realize that it’s not we ordered for. Had to return and wait for about 20mins for replacement. Trust me it’s not the best feeling when you have other plans. It happened not just once
Food was excellent and very enjoyable.
Just had an order delivered, Normally we order from Taste of china and we have no issues great fresh food, but tonight we thought we would try somewhere new, lets be honest mistakes was made, this is the first and last time we will order or eat food from this place, chicken balls tasted old and reheated, the meat spring rolls should not have the word meat in them for how little was there.
the so called Chef special chow mein is very special could not even eat it after the first mouthful I was done, did not even try the special friend rise or chicken curry, very disappointing.
Nice food , but One Star hygiene is a major concern to health and safety! Will not return until acceptable for my liking ????
Quick Facts About Phoenix House
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Opening Hours
| Monday | 02:00 AM - 11:00 PM |
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| Tuesday | Closed |
| Wednesday | 02:00 AM - 11:00 PM |
| Thursday | 02:00 AM - 11:00 PM |
| Friday | 02:00 AM - 11:30 PM |
| Saturday | 02:00 AM - 11:30 PM |
| Sunday | 02:00 AM - 10:30 PM |
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