Dino's Takeaway Swanage Info
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Takeaway
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Coffee
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Wi-Fi
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Casual
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Family friendly
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LGBTQ+ friendly
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Transgender safe space
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Credit cards
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NFC mobile payments
Children
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Good for kids
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Dogs allowed
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LGBTQ+ friendly
Best KPortal Reviews
Quite simply the worst takeaway pizza I’ve ever had. Guess that what you get for a frozen pizza chucked in an oven and then not quite cooked. I’d walked and driven away before opening the box and my heart sank when I saw how bad it looked. I’d read reviews elsewhere and they seemed favourable, but either I’m fussy or they are stupid, but I nearly threw it away rather than eat it, but as we were camping and stuck in a field, options few zero. My wife had wonderful fish and chips from the takeaway on the road corner opposite. £22 for two terrible pizzas, I also felt robbed. Hopefully this review will help others avoid.
Honestly, the worst place takeaway ever. Zero stars.
Great place. Solid pizzas and the bloke that runs it is down to earth. Been there years, the go to if you want a pizza or chicken.
For takeaway food it’s gotta be the best around. I came in and ordered a takeaway the other night and was greeted with pure kindness and the food was absolutely delicious. I recommend the chicken burger i have to say. My mate roger was a huge fan of the wings they do. Lovely place, lovely food, lovely staff. I’ll be back
My son enjoyed his Margherita pizza from here.
I ordered my pizza and I noticed the boy didn't wash his hands, didn't put blue gloves on then proceeded to grab handfuls of cheese and pat it down on my pizza. He sid not even use tongs to put the toppings on the pizza. I asked him about wearing gloves to which he then showed me his dermatitis all over his hands and got quite upset. Needless to say, I took my pizza and chucked it in the nearest bin. HEALTH AND SAFETY ALERT!!!
We were in Swanage for a day trip and saw this place on the way to are destination and we checked the reviews, the pizza ones weren't very good but we only got the donuts it didn't take to long and the guy was nice. But the donuts were delicious, so I highly recommend them although the savoury options I'm not sure about.
If we could give zero stars we would! Ordered 2 pizzas. The young lad taking orders got it wrong and the older lad cooking began to argue the toss like an immature 12 year old boy…. Very embarrassing to watch the performance! An overcooked frozen supermarket pizza topped with dog food reheated would probably have more taste than the pizza we picked up from what use to be a great Dinos! I hope and prayer that the owner reads these reviews before it is too late otherwise their business will go in the bin like our £30 order we received today! Not happy!!
Wow! That truly was a terrible takeaway! Two pizzas and a chicken burger, paid £21. The pizza stands shoulder to shoulder with the worst pizza you can find in any shop. 99p from Iceland is the level here. The spicy beef and pork warrants its own special mention.. that meat though, it stank! Half of one slice is all we managed. The chicken burger was tough as old boots. My son managed less than a quarter of it. The chips were ok, but not worth £21. What a disappointment.
Quick Facts About Dino's Takeaway Swanage
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Opening Hours
| Monday | 02:00 AM - 08:30 PM |
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| Tuesday | 02:00 AM - 08:30 PM |
| Wednesday | 02:00 AM - 08:30 PM |
| Thursday | 02:00 AM - 08:30 PM |
| Friday | 02:00 AM - 09:00 PM |
| Saturday | 02:00 AM - 09:00 PM |
| Sunday | 02:00 AM - 08:00 PM |
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